👋 Yo, I’m Floor Mann
💻 Professional Code Gremlin
I make things. Sometimes they work.
Full-stack web apps, Minecraft plugins, experimental programming languages, cursed file formats — if it’s a bad idea, I’ve probably already done it.
I break rules, I ignore “best practices,” and I force tech to do stuff it should never, ever do.
🚀 What I Do (a.k.a. The Chaos List)
- 🖥️ Software & Web Development — Frontend, backend, and Supabase (which sucks and I will keep saying it)
- 🎮 Game Dev & Modding — Minecraft plugins, janky mechanics, and data storage that should not exist
- 🛠️ Experimental Tech — Programming languages nobody asked for, HTML variants that offend the W3C, and AI experiments that would make an ethics board cry
🧠 Current Dumb Projects
- StupidSimple-HTML — HTML, but worse, then back to normal HTML, because why not
- FileStorage (Minecraft) — I store files in wool blocks like it’s 3025
- Notegrant for Windows — Notepad and Notepad++ can rot
- Floor Certifications — 100% fake, 0% legal, 1000% me (I don’t use it, trust 😏)
- Gruntcode — Deprecated, but I still refuse to delete it. Just like MacOS users, who are cr*ckheads!
- Languages: Java, JavaScript/TypeScript, Python, Rust, Node.js, HTML (yes, I break HTML on purpose)
- Frameworks & Tools: React, Vite, Tailwind, Plasmo, PaperMC, Electron, and the occasional Next.js just to stay awake
- Platforms: Windows, Linux, Raspberry Pi, and any distro I can break in under 10 minutes
“I don’t just write code. I write emotional damage. Also open source lives on!”
— Floor Mann, August 10th, 2025 (Year of the Cr*ckheads)